As if we needed another reason. There are so many. Fate for one thing.
That’s right. Fate is on our side. I mean, how else do you explain this video?
Yes, that’s Woody Harrelson.
Apparently this is a serious charity event, pitting celebrities and retired soccer players from England versus celebrities and retired soccer players from the rest of the world. This is the first time England has lost the game. Check out the convoluted and confusing wiki.
Nonsensicles 
This is perhaps the most awesome sports cliip I have ever seen.
Except the one we don’t talk about
He can kick zombie ass AND play footie.
And how come I wasn’t tagged in THIS one? Man, I never get anything good.
You just can’t make some people happy.