On things to say while wearing Momma’s shoes: “We need to go get coffee.”

On things to say while wearing Momma’s shoes: “We need to go to the store.”

On things to say while wearing Momma’s shoes: “Okay, you know what, we need to go to the restaurant.”

On the men’s room sign: “That says, ‘Abbey’s bathroom’.”

On urinals, Daddy’s use of: “Daddy’s boo-boo is going pee pee.”

On not being told not to throw that ball anymore: “You can throw it gently.” (with toss.)

On whether she is stretching: “No, downward dog.”

On automotive travel: “The car makes me sad. The car makes me a diamond. Blue diamond. It makes me a blue diamond. It makes Momma a pink diamond. It’s from the park.”

On family relations: “Uncle Sean is Momma’s sister.”