I have little of my own to offer today, so I’m pointing you in the direction of awesome work that has been done by others.
I give you Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List.
The Dirty Tackle does one of these every week, but I found this one particularly entertaining.
Obviously, this wasn’t written by Artur Boruc himself. He’s the goalkeeper for Poland and, until recently, Glasgow Celtic. Looks like he’ll be playing for Fiorentina in Florence this coming season. Hopefully this won’t affect future editions of the Rage List.