The following interaction between Abigail and her Mama transpired at approximately 6:55 this morning, Saturday, October 9th:

“You’re smelly.”

“Who’s smelly?”

“You’re smelly*, Mama!”

“Abigail, it’s not nice to tell people they’re smelly. You say sorry to Mama.”

“I’m sorry you’re smelly, Mama.”

*Investigations revealed that claims of Mama’s smelliness had no merit and were not based in actual fact.