On what she needed to hurry back into the house to tell Mama: “You’re important.”

On her observations of the bathroom at the park: “I smell something.”

On that stretched Hummer: “That truck is huge like me.”

On what she did at school today: “I put my finger on everything!”

On the blast radius: “Stand back, Daddy, so I don’t get poop all over you.”

On her observations of a Vegas elevator: “I smell something.”

On gender relations: “Boys mean no and girls mean yes.”

On how great something great was: “It’s nobulous!”

On the Geneva Convention not applying to toy dolls: “This dolly talks if you open her shirt.”