On what she wants to write on her Thanksgiving stickers in the space for what she’s thankful for: “These stickers.”
On things to say at 4 am, just as Dad is convinced you’ve fallen back to sleep: “Daddy, do you like ladybugs?”
On what to say to me and Momma: “Okay, give me all your things, ladies.”
On things to get giddy about when dressing yourself: “Tag in the back! Look!”
On things to say to your breakfast, complimentary: “You’re a hot little waffle.”
On the contents of the toilet: “I like this soup you made.”
On the stars, the general inaccessibility of: “But there’s no way to get off this planet.”
On battle cries: “Eat your pants!”
On hide-and-seek strategy: “Don’t look in the bed, okay?”
On why she needs to get her water cup out of the yard: “Before it’s dark and the coyotes come and snatch it from the hills.”
I think “You’re a hot little waffle” is my favorite. I should start saying that to Mike.
I totally agree. That totally made me giggle.