On what makes this toy special: “This pony is not for pooping on.”

On why she thought the apparently docile cat was about to attack: “He had his face on! His mad face on!”

On who that present is for: “That’s for that Gabester right there, right?”

On why she doesn’t want to play with magnets: “I know, but I really don’t discover you with that.”

On reasons for speed in driving: “Hurry up! We got a crying baby!”

On the real name of the “step-in-time” scene in Mary Poppins: “Step-in-claw.”

On translating Dad’s thoughts on streaming HD: “It’s never going to match the quality, boys. Settle down your brains.”

On playing with Thomas in her clothes drawers: “So many undies for a train.”

On the existential nature of home improvement stores: “Home Depot has no fruit.”

On things she must pick up at school: “You’re killing me, Smalls!”