Author Archives: Alex Gorman

The Quotable Abigail, Part V: Addendum

On the problem with rolled down windows at traffic lights: “I want my hair to wind!”

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The Quotable Abigail, Part V

On international cats: “How do you say ‘meow’ in Spanish?” On how to celebrate that post-poop feeling of triumph: “I just want to look at them.” On the simplicity of putting on her dress: “That’s easy ice cream.” On the … Continue reading

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Reading Wake

Literally hundreds of people haven’t asked me if I’m going to read the last two Hugo nominees, especially as the Awards have already been announced. Well, calm down. I actually only have one Hugo nominee left to read. I finished … Continue reading

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Odiferous Accusations

The following interaction between Abigail and her Mama transpired at approximately 6:55 this morning, Saturday, October 9th: “You’re smelly.” “Who’s smelly?” “You’re smelly*, Mama!” “Abigail, it’s not nice to tell people they’re smelly. You say sorry to Mama.” “I’m sorry … Continue reading

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Woof People

“Maggie is a woof person.” “Maggie is a woof person?” “Maggie is with a person.” “Okay. Who is Maggie with?” “Maggie is with a blue person.” “A blue person? Okay.” “And a pink person.” “A pink one, too.” “A pink … Continue reading

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Abigail Loves You, Baby

I’ve had this song in my head lately, which has led to humming, which, in turn, has led to Abigail singing it as well. That singing, has inevitably led to this video.

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Happy Birthday Hands

Today was Jessica’s birthday. Once Abigail finds out it’s anyone’s birthday, the first thing she wants is a piece of cake. She may ask you to go to a birthday party, but the reason she wants to go is because … Continue reading

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The Lottery: a good investment after all?

As it turns out, no. I know. Shocking, isn’t it? Still, this lottery simulator is an eye opener. It ought to kill any thoughts you had of dropping a dollar a day on the chance at millions. PS – I … Continue reading

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Life Moves Along

It’s time to get back to blogging. In order to do that, we need to get the end of the pregnancy out of the way. I’m honestly not sure if I haven’t been blogging because I didn’t know what to … Continue reading

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Shout Outs

I’ve got a few of what the kids call “shout outs” to offer up today, but before I do so, I’d like to mention a worthy companion that passed away recently. If you make it through this, there will be … Continue reading

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