Please Ignore the Grumpy Hat

Abigail demanded that I wear my Fulham jersey this morning. Well, it wasn’t so much a demand as the one she selected – after much consideration – from my closet this morning. She is sometimes in the habit of picking out my clothes, but this one was a particularly interesting choice since I had forgotten that Fulham was playing Juventus in the Europa League today. Abigail also insisted I wear my Grumpy hat today, but that is in no way related to this story.

A quick aside to Funtime Jessica: Pbbbbbt!

To understand the Fulham game, you need to understand the Europa League. It’s one of those European soccer tournaments you qualify for if you do well enough in the home league, like the English Premier League, where Fulham plays. The top teams from each league go to the Champions League. The slightly less top teams go to the Europa League. In this round, Fulham was playing Juventus, a storied old team from Italy.

We calls teams “storied” when we mean “not as good as they used to be.” It’s just more polite.

The way the competition works is they play two games, one at the home stadium of each team, the team with the most goals after two games wins. Fulham went to Italy a couple weeks ago and were beaten 3-1 by Juventus. This was not the result they were looking for, but that’s okay, they’ll just take full advantage of home field in today’s game.

Fulham went down 1-0 in the second minute of the game. If they had been a livejournal blog, they would have changed their mood to “sad” or “discouraged.”

To turn about 80 minutes of a 90 minute game into one short  sentence, they got the three goals they needed to tie it up, against all odds. Then Fulham brought on their American midfielder Clint Dempsey, who is only just back from injury. Not long ago, we were afraid he would miss the World Cup. Now he comes back in a huge game and does, well, this …

If you’re wondering who that doddering old man on the sidelines is toward the end of the video that’s Roy Hodgson, the Fulham coach. His reaction kind of says it all.

So, Fulham is through to the quarterfinals of the Europa League and it’s all thanks to Abigail, who picked my Fulham jersey and thus provided the luck the team needed. It’s elementary sports science.

I told you to ignore the Grumpy hat.

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Fairy Scientist

This video kind of sums up what this site should be about. Science. Exploring a fantasy world. Teaching kids. Little girls with wings.

On a completely unrelated note, I love that the words “Branding” and “Cassie” are right next to each other in my tag cloud.

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Nonsensicles

One of Abigail’s books talks about the importance of nonsense with your kids. I believe it’s a book about preventing tantrums and having well-behaved kids. Part of the idea is that you put them at ease, let them see your silly side. Act like a boob, I believe the book puts it.

Apparently this is difficult for some people. I, however, was born into a family where making an ass of yourself comes naturally. Being a silly fool is one of the primary ways I play with my daughter. It’s simply feels like the right way to do it.

However, there’s a part of me that puts up a barrier to being an idiot in a professional setting. If you read the rest of this blog, you might find that hard to believe. Much of it is pretty silly and even the serious stuff has been a little sillied up. But when I think about how I want to present myself on this blog, that barrier, that sense that being perceived as silly will be an affront to my pride, pops up.

Here’s why I mention this. I’m thinking of renaming my blog after a word that pops up into my head from time to time: Nonsensicles.

That’s Nonsensicles, pronounced non-senz-ih-kleez.

I tend to think of is as a a Greek philosopher-jackass. Kind of like a philosopher king, but with more sarcasm and general snarkiness. Ennobled, aristocratic nonsense. Sophocles with a rainbow toga and suggestive eyebrows bounding vigorously on his forehead.

Something along those lines anyway. The name wouldn’t change the content, just the presentation. I like it becomes it seems to fit better. And I like it because it’s mine.

What do youthink? Fractal Sky still working for you? Or are you up for some nonsense?

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Polite Company

There are certain things that you do when you are civilized. Humans have it easy, because we can learn from each other. This is a powerful tool to weed out the stupid and the belligerent. For example, some people still chew with their mouths open or fall asleep naked on other people’s lawns. These are people we know to be either too stupid to get the message or who really just don’t give a damn. Whichever it is, you can pretty much write these people out of the civilized category.

Another way you can determine the civilized/uncivilized status of a person is by the way they treat their pets. Sure, do they treat them well and all that, yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking specifically about whether we can see their dog’s butthole.

Dogs are only as civilized as their owners make them. Sure, dogs may know that there’s never a good time to sniff the bottom of that really big dog, but that’s more self preservation than civilization. I mean, let’s face it, the dog doesn’t know that he’s providing an affront to the civilized world. Sure, other dogs might enjoy the easier access, but most humans can’t stand the site of that unsightly dark pucker.

So, if your dog suffers from this affliction, please, help them take care of it.

On a tangentially related note, what a great way to start your modeling career.

A very special thanks to Annee for the link. You can blame her.

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Poor David

David Beckham is one of those love him or hate him kind of guys. Since he joined the Galaxy, my attitude about him has wavered, but this past season I thought he did an awesome job for the team. Sure, he was out on loan to an Italian team at the beginning of each season, which was obnoxious, but you understood why. David Beckham wanted one more shot at the World Cup. Everything he’s done over the past three years has been with that goal in mind and, according to the England coach, he’d accomplished that. He was going to be named for the World Cup roster.

Now that dream is gone. He tore his Achilles tendon and will miss at least six months. You can’t help but feel bad for the guy. I know of few athletes that have worked harder over the last couple years than Beckham has and for it to end like this is tough. I suppose that he at least has past glories to think of. There are a lot of folks who never got the chance to do what he’s done in his career.

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A Few Things

First of all, I’m not sure this whole blog thing is working out. At least THIS whole blog thing is working out. Fractal Sky seemed like such a cool name, how could I pass it up. But the reality seems to be slightly less awesome than the fantasy. Nothing I wrote was remotely fractal or sky-related, not even in a metaphorical sense, not even if you tortured those metaphors until they confessed their plots to overthrow the government.

So I started adding pictures of the sky. Which are quite nice, don’t get me wrong. I very well might continue doing that. But is that really what this blog is all about? Is that why you accidentally hit that link on someone else’s blog when you were trying to find funny pictures of cats? I don’t think so.

As a result, I will be attempting the rebranding. I know, everyone says it’s a mistake, but given that I haven’t actually really branded yet, I’m thinking this one will be easier.

On another note, I think I’ll be adding the nominees for the Nebula Awards to my reading list. Thanks to Jessica for the referral.

The Nebula’s have two advantages. One, I have already read one of them. Two, all but one of the novels is available in Kindle format, which has become something of a vital necessity for me these days. I’m currently reading Lavinia, by Ursula K. LeGuin, and when I am done, I will be out of BFSA nominees in that format. I haven’t quite decided how to proceed there, but that’s a rant for another day.

I will update you on my rebranding soon.

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Off the Rails

Sleep has always been a challenging part of life with Abigail. Well, initially anyway, when she was an infant, she really didn’t like sleeping very much. For most of her first year, really. Then we started getting the hang of it and could get her to sleep with only about an hour’s work, if you count the quiet playtime and the stories.

Recently, we’ve been having a spectacular time with her sleep – provided you don’t count the bout with the cold from last week. No child sleeps well with snot blocking up her nostrils. This is actually true of adults as well, but we have at least developed a few coping mechanisms. If you’re sub-two, the world just sucks and somebody had better do something about it.

But OTHER than the cold, we’ve been able to put her down and leave, maybe going back once or twice to tuck her back in. Technically, this isn’t quite right either, since she refuses to be covered by a blanket, kicking and crying if you try to put one on. But we rub her back and tell her good night, which we’ll consider a “tucking” for our house.

On top of that, when she’s at her grandma’s house, which she is quite often, she sleeps in a toddler bed without any trouble. Emboldened by her good sleep and the fact that she already sleeps in a bed at least twice a week, we took off the side of her crib and replaced it with the bed rail. For those non-parents, most modern cribs are designed to evolve with the child, transforming from a crib to a toddler bed and finally to a regular bed that the child will immediately denounce, demanding something “grown up” and eliminating much of the value of the original purchase. The rail for the toddler bed is basically a low barrier that keeps her from rolling out onto the floor in the middle of the night. It has an opening at one end to make it easy to crawl in and out.

We set it up with confidence last Saturday morning. Jessica and I commented on how much it opened up the room and how much easier on our backs this new setup would be. Abigail enjoyed it right away, climbing in and out of her new bed with apparent satisfaction.

By naptime, the crib rail was back up. It would appear that you need more than just a good sleeper and a modest level of experience with a bed. The two problems Abigail encountered were ones of maturity and coordination. They can actually be explained at the same time. Rather than lying down to sleep, Abigail decided it would be more fun to jump on her bed, something she does regularly in her crib. This isn’t a problem with the crib; we just leave and let her work out the energy.

The jumping itself represents the problem with maturity. It can be argued as to whether this is a good or bad thing, but as you get older, you get less likely to jump around on your bed. I know I do it very rarely and on those rare occasions, it seems far less satisfying and more life threatening than it does for Abigail. Which leads us to the problem of coordination.

If I was confident that Abigail would be able to fall in the right direction, or avoid catching a leg on the edge of the bed, I would be less concerned about her bouncing on the side-less crib. As it is, her jumping can be described, charitably, as “haphazard.” Perhaps “wild” would be an appropriate term. In the case of the crib bed, her jumping was “imminently disastrous.”

So after about an hour of constant tending and diminishingly effective attempts to stop the jumping, Abigail and Jessica watched me put the crib rail back on. I don’t believe that she got any less boisterous after that, but at least she wasn’t going to tumble out of the crib.

In all honesty, I think we were getting a little ahead of ourselves. She’ll be ready when she’s ready. Which will probably be the first time she successfully climbs out over the crib rail.

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A LOT of Skies Are Fractal, in Fact

All Skies Are Fractal

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Reading The City and The City

I have finished China Mieville’s latest book, the BFSA Award nominated “The City and The City” and I loved it. The book is a tight narrative – mystery novel really – but taking place in perhaps the most challenging environment you can imagine writing or reading about. I spent much of the first half of the novel trying to determine whether something mystical was happening or if it was taking place entirely in the minds of the people that lived there. I won’t try to explain. You’ll just have to read it for yourself. China is one of the most ambitious and gifted writers that I’ve read. In the past, he’s often bitten off more than he can chew, getting lost on the way to the finale at times.

Not so with this book. It’s going to be hard for any of the other nominees to live up to this example.

However, as expected, China was up to his usual tricks. As I read, I took the liberty of highlighting words that any normal writer might edit for the sake of his reader, words that, in most cases, he could easily have written around. Some of the words I understand, but I still wouldn’t use them in a story. Here’s an abridged list.

prediscursive
caryatids
quotidian
grosstopically*
neologised
topolganger*
obsequious
tendentious
lugubrious
remonstrance
salubrious
legerdemain
byzanterie
schwa-staccatoed-sinuous
interstitiality
palimpsest
idiolect
contumely
abhistory
equipoise
boredly

I left that last one in there because it was just audacious. You’d smack a freshman writer for using the word “boredly” but here, in China’s unusually masterful hand, it’s just a choice. It’s something that he slaps down in the text intentionally because he can.

And once you get into the story, you learn to love China’s use of language like this. It’s one of his quirks, an eccentricity that gives the entire verbal landscape more character. I really can’t recommend this story highly enough.

*Including these is a little unfair because these words have no meaning outside of his novel and have a very clear and relevant meaning within the story. But still. “Grosstopic” is the word he CHOSE to put in the mouths of his characters. I think that says something about the man.

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Cat-Rabbit

This is just an awesome image, although I’m not sure why. It has an implied depth that you don’t often get from a single picture like this.

Via.

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