I have two major soccer videos of tremendous import. First, the latest film directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, director of Amorres Perros and other spanish language greats.

You might find it slightly soccer oriented.

Before you view it, keep two things in mind. First, the key Brazilian featured, Ronaldinho, was cut before the World Cup. Second, I think this is pretty much the sort of thing that happens in Cristiano Ronaldo’s mind all the time. Also, I’m going for the “disgraced Rooney” beard.

That was three things.

This second video is a much more artsy type thing, designed with the high brow soccer, nay, football, connoisseur in mind.