Bonus Item! Abigail’s Phrase Most Quoted by Mama: “Settle down, Daddy.”

On her grunting: “I’m sad grunting.”

On why she would grunt when she was sad: “No, I’m sad because I’m grunting.”

On what wearing Mama’s high heels puts her in mind of: “I need to watch ‘Single Ladies’.”

On what she wants from Santa: “I don’t want Santa to bring anything. Just shoes.”

On what she did at school: “I played and played and then Daddy picked me up.”

On the pink pony with wings: “That one’s daddy.”

On selecting her morning outfit: “You can do it by your own, Daddy. I know you can do it.”

On what Mama needs:  “You don’t need help, Mama. You’re perfect.”