On credible accusations: “Baby hit me with her face!”

On why should should be allowed to watch her mouse DVD: “Just in case.”

On why she doesn’t want to wear that shirt: “Because my dog doesn’t like it.”

On a certain Rose Parade float: “Pac-Man is my sister.”

On why she should be allowed to sit closer to the fire: “Why? When I was a baby I had fire.”

On how she can be of service: “Let me know if you need any fire help, Daddy.”

On easy demands to agree to: “Don’t bite my flower off my dress.”

On what to shout at the people across the street, whose dog Daddy has just described as a barker: “Hi, Barker!”