On the Moonlight Beach lifeguard tower: “That looks like a place where Gormans live.”

On her first words of the day, just after being woken up: “I think it looks like a desert in here.”

On what she found in a book of cat pictures: “I found a good recipe: meat cake.”

On why I need to carry her at 8:30 am: “My legs are so exhausted from this whole day of night.”

On the Mythbusters warning not to try this at home: “Let’s try this at home, Gabe!”