The Trip Back East: Abigail’s Perspective

On the Saturday of our trip to Connecticut, a party was held at Castle Hubert, to celebrate the birthdays of Missy McDonnell and my mother, Pat, who defected from the Clan McDonnell to Clan Gorman some years ago. It was good of them to still allow her access to the ceremonial birthday tent.

The short version is that Abigail took my phone while we were at this party. What follows is a photographic journey through the aspects of the get together she found most important.

First, what she saw on the drive there.

Mind you, we had just parked the car at this point, making this the most stable shot of the drive there.

Second, she was quite taken with this cat.

And who wouldn’t be?

Third, Papa Mike.

How can you say no to a greeting like that?

Fourth, feet.

Sure, there are a couple heads in there, around pool level, but feet, legs, butts all featured prominently in Abigail’s photographic adventure.

Fifth, photos of family, taken with only a modest amount of suggestion as to where she should direct the camera lens.

I hope in vain that this photo will forestall any complaints about content coming from an Isabellian direction.

Sixth, Gabe. You know what? I’m just going to dispense with the numbering. You all know how to count.

Gabe.

This image captures the essence of what it’s like to watch Gabe run down a hill better than any picture I’ve ever taken. It also captures Abigail’s finger, which would be the most common tag used in this photoset, were we tagging by contents.

More Gabe.

Seriously, she took a lot of pictures of Gabe. He was only there for half the party, but next to her finger, Gabe would be the next most common tag.

Relatives with goofy expressions. This one will go on for a bit.

And to round things out, here’s Gruncle Dick (Don’t correct me, spellcheck. I know what I’m doing.) coming back for another round of goofiness.

Abigail also managed to use her fingers to create this skillful soft lighting effect, creating the perfect birthday picture of my mother.

And finally we have the overhead shots, in which I lifted Abigail up on my shoulders so she could take a more wide angle view of the family, including this one of her Gruncle Mike and Missy, the other birthday honoree.

People really enjoyed a lofty five-year old.

And I’ll leave off with a picture of the photographer herself, who enjoyed this party as much as she has every enjoyed anything. Here she is showing off the proper photo taking technique.

We had a wonderful time seeing everyone back east. I’m sure the next time we get together, instead of me marveling over the size of my cousins, it will be all of you oohing and ahhing over the size of Gabe and Abigail.

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Wasted Youth

Last week I had my third piece of fiction published. Wasted Youth appeared in the July collection of flash fiction on the Kazka Press site. I’d tell you all about it, but it’s only just over 900 words long, so it’s hard to give you a synopsis without saying too much. It’ll take you five minutes to read, so just go check it out.

Getting published for the first time this year inspired me to compile all of my publications. You’ll find them over on the right hand column, with links. You can read both Domestic Diva and Wasted Youth online, but you’ll have to pay for Colliding. Hopefully this will be an easy way for people to find my stories.

I have another publication coming down the line in August, but I’ll tell you more about that one when the time comes. For now, you’ll just have to enjoy these three.

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The Trip Back East: The Parental Perspective

We returned on Tuesday from our trip to New York and Connecticut. While we stayed in Greenwich, CT, it was definitely a multi-state trip. We crossed the border without even realizing it multiple times a day.

You may be wondering why this post is subtitled, “The Parental Perspective.” Next week, I will be uploading a post consisting entirely of photos Abigail took, mostly of the big reunion/birthday party we had on Saturday. This post is from my perspective.

And the first thing I would like to do is to talk about the horse. I refer, of course, to the demon horse that is attempting to drag itself up from the underworld several houses down from The Huberts (which is how everyone in the family refers to the house where Aline, Missy and Rosamund live, named after the late Hubert McDonnell, my grandfather’s brother). You can’t pass a horse like this and not take it’s picture:

At least, I can’t. What amazes me about this horse is that someone not only decided that decorating their driveway with this was a good idea, but once it was installed and could be viewed in the real world, decided that it was fit to remain in place.

Moving on, we stayed in a very nice hotel. I had been trying to distract Abigail on the drive and pointed out the building up ahead that looked like a castle. Which it turned out, was our hotel. Here was the view from our room. Keep in mind, this was the view of the interior of the hotel.

Since we were all sharing one room, and Gabe was prone to waking up earlier than everyone else, he and I would get up and wander the halls every morning.

I’ll tell you Gabe is more comfortable running around in a hotel in his PJs than I am barefoot in sweatpants and a t-shirt.

The purpose of these jaunts was to allow Abigail, and let’s face it, her mother, continue to do this:

While we did do a lot of family things, the story of those photos is best told from Abigail’s perspective. You’ll get that next week. We did do things like go to New York City, run around for a while, take a cab, ride the subway and then go home. Well, that’s what Gabe and I did, since Gabe had napping responsibilities to attend to. Everyone else went to see The Lion King on Broadway. Here are the ladies of my household dressed up for their day on the town.

Again, this is the inside of our hotel.

We got to ride on the train.

And later we got to ride on the subway. The city was kind enough to provide us with a good subway sampler. It was crowded and bumpy and there was a nonsensical preacher in a pink suit who ranted at us the whole time.

And we got to go to Grand Central Station, where we could take this picture:

The end of our subway ride offered us a view of the Statue of Liberty. Abigail was appropriately respectful of Lady Liberty.

And this is what Abigail’s feet looked like after a day of walking through New York City in sandals:

Although there was some suspicion that the blackness could have been caused when I insisted she stand on this light out in front of our hotel so that I could get a cool, green picture.

Here’s Jessica and Abigail standing a little to the side, noting the steam rising from the extremely hot light.

We also went to an aquarium/animal/science place, where these things happened:

The observant will note that Abigail’s face can be seen amid the swarm of jellyfish in the previous picture.

That’s all for now. I’ll be back next week to explore more about the grand fiesta at the Hubies, the place where this wall resides:

It measures the heights at different dates of all the kids in the family dating back decades. I’m on there somewhere. In fact, there are so many names, they’ve had to move to a new wall. Here’s Jessica, just after she got her measurement done.

Now, get back to work!

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Grandma Margie

We’ll be flying back to the east coast tomorrow for my Grandmother’s memorial service. She died last year in Florida, but the family is scattered all over the country, so it took some time to get us all together. We’ll be meeting up in Connecticut.

We describe her as “Grandma Margie” to Abigail, although I never called her this. She was just “grandma” to me, at least after I’d passed the early phase when I called her, “mum mum.” She started out life as Margaret Harvey, then later married my grandfather and became a McDonnell.

She was a controversial figure in our family, but I’ve always had a positive relationship with my grandmother. I was the first grandchild, by quite a margin, so I think I got the best of her. I remember her for the lilting accent and the snickering laugh. I like to think my ability to take a conversation in my jaws and hold onto it with unrelenting determination comes from her.

If you’d like to read more about her, she wrote a three volume autobiography. I flipped through it recently, looking for information about her experiences in the war. Her family lived in Portugal when the war broke out and returned to London in time for the Blitz. I’m sure the difficulty of those experiences, coming at such a formative time, helped shape the person she became. Her stories all seem to be held at an arm’s length, and you’re never sure how much is really a pure memory of the event.

She lost her first child, my mother’s older sister, Christine, to meningitis when she was four years old. Maybe I’m placing myself in her position and thinking about my own kids, but when I read what she wrote about that day, I felt like the barriers came down, just a little. She’s not digging deep, writing only a page and a half about the events leading up to Christine’s death, but my grandmother comes through more.

She was ecstatic to be a great grandmother, and apparently had photos of Abigail up all over her room. We took Abigail out to see her once, several years ago. No one thought to bring a camera, so all we have is a camera phone shot. It’s the last record I have, from the last time I went to visit her. Here it is, four generations together.

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The Quotable Abigail, Part 51

On the title of the story she has decided to read to Gabe at the breakfast table: “This book is called, Everybody Fixes Wires.”

On my surprise, which she says is good for Gabe, Abigail and Momma and great for me: “You get to be stored in your own place.”

On her confusion regarding voice navigation: “Why does your phone even know human words?”

On the wicked witch in the story she’s making up: “And her name was … Banana Cream!”

On the evil creatures that the wicked witch Banana Cream created: “Standing up coyotes.”

On the drawing she hung over our bed: “I’m going to write my name at the top so you don’t forget you have a daughter named Abigail.”

On the inspection of her pasta: “Let’s see. Is it right side up facing the head? No.”

On my role in the fairy game: “You’re the grownup who stampedes through us, like, several times.”

On helpful etiquette tips for her brother: “Do you want me to cancel everything you can’t say?”

On what the plastic duck said when asked whether it was feeling well: “No, I’m having my eggs.”

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The Quotable Gabe, Part 2

You’ve had a long week. You should take a break and watch a video.

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Empty Nesters

Our birds have flown the coop. Technically, they flew the coop more than a week ago, but a lot has gone on between now and then, so I’m only just getting to this hummingbird update.

When we last left the fledglings, they looked like this:

They then apparently got sleepy, as this absurdly cute photo illustrates:

But when these birds are awake, they are onto you. They were perfectly aware of me and watching me with an eagle, er, hummingbird eye the entire time.

As you can see, their wings are really starting to come in and the fluff is disappearing, replaced by real feathers.

At this point, they mostly sat still and tested their wings from time to time.

Oh, and they also poohed like champion distance poopers. Take a look at the wall next to the nest.

All those dark specks are poops, fired like rockets from tiny bird butts. To fully illustrate this, allow me to show you what that window looks like from the inside.

Please note the nest at the top of the picture, complete with beaks. The window to the right is also covered with pooh, in case you were doubting their distance credentials. This is the dark side of hummingbird breeding, just so you’re aware that there are slightly gross costs, as well as benefits.

There was a mild tragedy a couple weeks ago, when a innocent attempt to take a photo of them (by a guest) resulted in a loud shutter noise that frightened the bids. One of them actually flew away at that point, but the other wasn’t ready to go, as it turned out. It fell to the ground and spent some time there. We waited for it to fly, or for the mother to intervene. It shotgun-pooped for us, but other than that, it just sat they watching us.

After a while, I decided I needed to put it back in the nest. You always hear that birds will be abandoned if they smell like people, so I picked it up with a doggie bag, being as gentle as I could. It was so light that I wasn’t sure I actually had a grip on it when I picked it up. It was still and quiet and slipped calmly back into its nest.

I like to this it’s opening its beak to offer a word of thanks on the rescue.

The bird stayed in the nest quietly for a day or so, then we saw it sitting out on the edge like this:

We thought this might mean it was about to leave, but it stayed like this for hours, then got back into the nest. Then climbed back out. It would test its wings from time to time, but it didn’t seem to want to leave.

Then, just as we were about to have the opportunity to show a baby hummingbird to a bunch of little girls, the nest was suddenly empty. We spotted the hummingbird a little distance away, on a bush.

It was definitely the baby. It stayed perched there for a long time, apparently having trouble flying. The mother actually came and fed it while we watched. But the next morning, it was gone. Hopefully, it flew off to happy flower drinking and insect eating.

This is now all that we have on top of our wind chime:

With luck, the hummingbirds weren’t to put off by our paparazzi routine and will return to fill the nest next year. Until then, we have windows to clean.

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The Quotable Abigail, Part 50

On her demands: “For my birthday, I will expect Lion King toys.”

On the huge pile of plastic fruits and vegetables she and her brother placed in front of the garage door: “This is a bigger mistake than we thought!’

On boy hair: “Nibbly and kind of brownish.”

On the extreme frustrations that come along with being buckled into your seat: “You’re making my headband form into my face!”

On disreputable playmates at the pool: “There’s one dragon that lives south of here and we don’t want him to come, do we?”

On why she can’t play a card game: “As you can see, I’m much too loaded.”

On being informed that the game on my phone may not work: “And I don’t know if my flying machine is going to work.”

On the way it is, whether Mom is mid-conversation or not: “I’m going inside with you, Mom.”

On Dad’s good fortune: “Dad is going to be one lucky fellow. He gets to spend time in the dungeon by himself.”

On appropriate ways to say good night to your brother: “I’ll see you in my flying machine!”

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The Quotable Abigail, Part 0

Today, Abigail turned five. The big Oh-5.

In honor of her birthday, I decided to dig up some old videos and share her most ancient wisdom. I present to you her earliest quotables.

 

A happy birthday to my wonderful daughter, who entered the world five years ago and has changed everything ever since.

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The Quotable Abigail, Part 49

On asking for things in Spanish: “Please give me more el cheese.”

On something to do with her princess crown: “Sister’s available. But her head is not.”

On her footy jammies: “I’m all protected from germs because my socks are attached.”

On why “hearts are for every season”: “Because they are in your bone.”

On my suggestion regarding how to dress more efficiently: “No! That’s not how the world is going to work.”

On the tough questions: “Why is it not poop?”

On sisterly advice: “Gabe, let me tell you something. Never go up on a bad monster.”

On the nature of disease: “It’ll never be the end of sickness.”

On the perils of the dungeon: “No fruit and veggies either.”

On threatening her brother: “You’re gonna listen to me or you’re gonna get the tickles.”

 

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