Abigail said unto the family that she knew of the little baby and the big girl and the family pleaded unto her to speak to them of the little baby and the big girl, so that they may know of them and their works. And thusly spake Abigail:

“One day the little baby and the big girl, they ran and jumped and they goed and goed and then they JUMPED! Then they jump jump jump jump jumped!”

And the family saw that it was good.