The Quotable Abigail, Part X

On big questions: “What’s the big idea?”

On answers, given within inches of your face: “Are you the big idea?”

On story confusion: “Daddy read me ’10 Little Fingers and 10 Little Toes’ and I was, like, ‘what?'”

On facts of life: “Big boys and little boys are all the same.”

On unfortunate insights at the breakfast table: “You smell like burger.”

On the rules: “No one else can talk. I’m the only one who can talk.”

On the natural order: “I get to be the person and you get to be the horse!”

On a man’s place: “Daddy, you stay here and make dinner.”

On the prerequisites for reading about chipmunks: “Put your chipmunk eyes on, Momma.”

On why we stop Henry from clawing the carpet, misunderstanding of: “I stopped Henry from bowing.”

On the best position for an aching back: “Put one leg up and two legs down, Mama.”

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2 Responses to The Quotable Abigail, Part X

  1. jordan says:

    If “Put Your Chipmunk Eyes On, Momma” isn’t a Beck song, then, well, it should be.

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