On having the overarching idea of the Lord of the Rings explained to her: “Bag-gins! Bag-gins! Bag-gins!”
On apparent compliments: “Daddy, you’re big and fat already.”
On being told that she’d spelled “Solvang” incorrectly: “That’s okay. I’ll just write it my language.”
On giving Gabe a valuable shorthand: “Freeways don’t have patios and if you see a patio that’s a sign you’re not on the freeway.”
On Mythbusters: “Me and Gabe always try it at home.”
On her Mom’s hat: “You look like an old lady marching down the road.”
On why she needs absolute silence: “I’m singing something in my mind.”
On lines I hope she never tries on a cop: “We won’t steal everything.”
On the aftermath of urging her little brother to greater speed on his tricycle: “Maybe fast isn’t really a good idea.”
On initially quite startling dinnertime announcements: “FLOCK! … of birdies.”