As the image above clearly displays, the subject known as Abigail is a criminal mastermind disguising herself as a typical Thanksgiving-goer. As you can see in the photographic evidence below, it seems as though we have ourselves a typical American Thanksgiving feast.
Please note the pleasant expressions and the traditional decorations and table layout:
However, if we isolate the subject in question, we find a quite different sense of the events that were unfolding that night:
Clearly the girl had already concocted some sort of plan, even this early in the evening.
We also have it on good authority that she hangs out with shady characters. I’ll refer you to this photo as exhibit A:
I wouldn’t want to hazard a guess as to what that person in the foreground is doing, but I assure you that this photo was not edited in any way to make this appear to be a more incriminating situation than it truly was.
Despite the vast array of evidence we have against the suspect, we also find ourselves without a crime. Clearly she’s been up to something, but as of yet we’ve been unable to determine what.
In addition to the eating of her Thanksgiving dinner, we found that she played with a dog in a particularly cute fashion, as illustrated here:
And she also enjoyed a piece of cake. Rumor has it that she acquire the cake through intimidation and likely blackmail, but we haven’t found any evidence to back that up. We do have graphic photos of the cake eating crime scene. We caught her white-handed, folks:
If anyone has any information on the alleged troublemaker, please let us know right away.
Other than that, I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.
Nonsensicles 