Category Archives: Abigailia

On Gabe, just before this picture was taken: “You’re going to be American boy!” On why she and her brother are carrying fistfuls of dirt: “We snuck through the keyhole of the cinnamon box.” On questions that get harder to … Continue reading →

On Gabe’s next lesson on butterfly development: “Where did we leave off, Gabe?” On the wonders of the Empire State, I. Addition to the trees, grass, fences, birds and very tall buildings: “I like that New York has one sun … Continue reading →

On shuffling her feet through a pile of clothes: “Look, dad. I’m exactly like R2D2!” On her feet, after wearing sandals in New York City: “They’re black as sootlings, right?” On discovering her cousin, Jessica, is unmarried: “I’m getting her … Continue reading →

On her apparent solidarity with the plight of the wee folk: “We’re all leprechauns today.” On the Kentucky Derby odds: “But Charming Kitten might win more than we expect.” On things to shout from the other room when your parents … Continue reading →

On the title of the story she has decided to read to Gabe at the breakfast table: “This book is called, Everybody Fixes Wires.” On my surprise, which she says is good for Gabe, Abigail and Momma and great for … Continue reading →

On her demands: “For my birthday, I will expect Lion King toys.” On the huge pile of plastic fruits and vegetables she and her brother placed in front of the garage door: “This is a bigger mistake than we thought!’ … Continue reading →

Today, Abigail turned five. The big Oh-5. In honor of her birthday, I decided to dig up some old videos and share her most ancient wisdom. I present to you her earliest quotables.   A happy birthday to my wonderful … Continue reading →

On asking for things in Spanish: “Please give me more el cheese.” On something to do with her princess crown: “Sister’s available. But her head is not.” On her footy jammies: “I’m all protected from germs because my socks are … Continue reading →