Tag Archives: Vocabulary

On her apparent solidarity with the plight of the wee folk: “We’re all leprechauns today.” On the Kentucky Derby odds: “But Charming Kitten might win more than we expect.” On things to shout from the other room when your parents … Continue reading →

On the title of the story she has decided to read to Gabe at the breakfast table: “This book is called, Everybody Fixes Wires.” On my surprise, which she says is good for Gabe, Abigail and Momma and great for … Continue reading →

On her demands: “For my birthday, I will expect Lion King toys.” On the huge pile of plastic fruits and vegetables she and her brother placed in front of the garage door: “This is a bigger mistake than we thought!’ … Continue reading →

Today, Abigail turned five. The big Oh-5. In honor of her birthday, I decided to dig up some old videos and share her most ancient wisdom. I present to you her earliest quotables.   A happy birthday to my wonderful … Continue reading →

On asking for things in Spanish: “Please give me more el cheese.” On something to do with her princess crown: “Sister’s available. But her head is not.” On her footy jammies: “I’m all protected from germs because my socks are … Continue reading →

On pretending to be a dog, the linguistic challenges of: “Dogs don’t understand Spanish.” On her milk: “Leche! I mean, ruff, ruff.” On what she’s making: “Stick weapon and yarn.” On why it’s okay that she’s singing a song about … Continue reading →

On why Gabe’s hair sticks up in the back: “It’s because he was born with a hammerhead.” On being told she needs to help me clean up her craft project: “You’re making me think of the days when I was … Continue reading →

On the nature of things:  “The poop is more patient than the pee.” On pinching Daddy’s neck, which correlates poorly with my experience of graham crackers: “It feels like graham crackers, doesn’t it?” On talking to Gabe: “When he was … Continue reading →