Category Archives: Gabriality

The Quotable Gabe, Part 12

On my hat, apparently: “You’re Superman, Daddy! You’re a golf ball guy!” On the “Golden Wrench Auto” sign: “That says, ‘how do you bang the cars?’” On what he’s doing to the bed sheets: “I’m gonna tuck you out.” On … Continue reading

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Duet

I’m frequently ordered, usually by Abigail, to take video or pictures of her and/or her brother doing something. This is one of those occasions.

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The Quotable Gabe, Part 11

On whether he wants a burger: “No, not yet. Maybe in the summertime.” On his simplified version of the Voigt-Kampff test: “Is daddy a robot?’ On your standard toddler beverages: “Coffee is my favorite.” On things that are fine at … Continue reading

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The Quotable Gabe, Part 10

On hygiene and propriety: “Don’t touch me! I need to change my diaper!” On wearing his sister’s headband: “I’m Princess Daddy.” On wrapping the legs of a stuffed dog around his neck: “I’m all buckled up and now I can’t get … Continue reading

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The Quotable Gabe, Part 9

On getting his hair rinsed in the bath: “Cry! Cry! Cry!” On the subject of his drawing: “A cup. Two cups! And a teacher! And a duck. And a bear. I’m doing a beautiful picture.” On the name of the … Continue reading

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The Quotable Gabe, Part 8

On Daddy singing “My Girl” to Momma: “No, she’s my girl.” On why he’s gotten so big: “Because.” On why I shouldn’t sit on his left side when we share a snack: “That’s too reachy for me.” On things to … Continue reading

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*gasp*

Abigail is frequently dismayed by the world around her. Many times, the only way she can adequately express her dismay is with a sudden, sharp intake of breath, loaded with shock. If you’re having trouble imagining this, Pinkie Pie is … Continue reading

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